Thursday, October 27, 2005

Über mich

I am a 20-year-old philosophy major currently studying at the National University of Singapore. (Click here if you are interested in knowing the list of modules that I've taken in the past or that I'm presently taking.) If you have no idea where Singapore is, well, it is a puny cosmopolitan city-state located near the equator, and it is such a boring place that it is not even one-tenth as interesting as the nameless, mysterious island we see in Lost.

I am a staunch feminist, a militant atheist, an incurable cynic, a romantic realist, a pragmatic idealist, a politically incorrect liberal and a self-indulgent bon vivant who enjoys epicurean pleasures immensely. For a pessimist, I am actually pretty optimistic. I am quasi conservative when it comes to macroeconomics, and completely liberal when it comes to moral and political issues. I am mentally unstable, cerebrally handicapped, physically unattractive, vertically challenged, socially inept and probably bisexual.

I am a member of Mensa, an international organisation for gifted individuals. I passed the admissions test in an incredible stroke of luck. My IQ is measured to be 160, though my lacklustre academic performances do not commensurate with this figure. Personally I do not think that IQ is a very accurate measure of intelligence, for it does not take into account other important factors, e.g., leadership qualities, interpersonal skills, abilities to make rational decisions, aptitude for robust reasoning, creativity, etc.

I never hesitate to torment people I dislike with a huge and scorching dose of sarcasm, thus accumulating loads of bad karma. So do not worry about me, for I know I will receive retribution some day. While I am alive, though, remember not to get into my bad books because I always bear grudges.

I have an extremely wide range of interests, from mathematics to music, from astrophysics to literature, from psychology to cognitive science; but sadly my knowledge of all fields is depressingly limited. I am a master of no trade. I aspire to master German in the hope that I can one day understand luminaries like Rilke, Einstein, Freud, Nietzsche and etc. in their mother tongue. I hope to be multilingual, though I know it requires diligence and innate aptitude which I am not entirely sure if I possess.

I love to read; and I have a fairly large collection of books. If you are interested in viewing the titles I own, please click here. The list will be updated whenever there are at least 20 new additions to and/or removals from my personal library.

I also enjoy admiring everything that is beautiful, and I like to think that I have exquisite taste. My ambition in life is to be peacefully carefree, emotionally tranquil, physically fit, intellectually fulfilled and obscenely rich - and I am not ashamed of it.

As much as I wish to look like this,


I am unfortunately not physically appealing (as I have said previously), so you may want to think twice before asking for my number (but if you are ugly and stupid, then please do not bother). For my own safety (you never know what perverts are lurking out there) as well as yours (lest you die from severe shock), I will not publish a single photo of myself on this blog. If you feel a violent need to contact me and provide feedback after reading any of my entries, please send all gushing fan mail, inane hate mail and lovesick marriage proposals to miao@nus.edu.sg for my perusal and, sometimes, amusement. I may not reply.

If you wish to learn more about me (because I am so compellingly fascinating), I suggest that you read my blog from the earliest entry to the latest because it is the best way to gain an insight into me; but if you lack the patience or think that I am not exactly worth the investment of time and effort, then please just read this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this. And if you understand Chinese, this too.

Thank you for visiting my humble little blog; but if you hate me or my entries, please scram because your time will be better spent elsewhere.

1 fellow patient(s) in the mental asylum.:

Hades said...

Hi, the Evil Atheist here. Sorry my blog was on hiatus for a long time but it's back up now with new posts.

(No I am not selling anything, and will never do so on my blog :P)